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#9321 Drai

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Posted 28 January 2016 - 04:23 PM

Becoming the nearly men with Stalybridge. Last season i got to the Capital One Cup final, only to be beat by Chelsea. Get there again this season, only to be beat once again by Chelsea. Manage to also get to the FA Cup final, this time beat in the final by Arsenal.

 

So then there was the Premier League. It was mine up until the 83rd minute on the last day when Carlos Fierro hulked up and stuck a couple of goals past me in the space of a few minutes. That handed City the title and i finished 2nd. I'd led the league pretty much since early January then lose it with 7 cunting minutes left of the season.

 

My left back can fuck off and die, he was "relaxed, maybe too relaxed" going into the final match against Spurs, cunt played a 5.7 and was at fault for the goals.


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#9322 Drai

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Posted 28 January 2016 - 09:00 PM

I just signed Rooney for Stalybridge. He joins the likes of Antonio Cassano and Sergio Ramos who have now worn the Stalybridge shirt.

 

The odd thing is he can play in goal now, i've never noticed it before.

 

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Posted 29 January 2016 - 05:40 PM

Offered Aguero on a free about an hour ago, despite being 34 he still had some pace so decided to sign him, making him my highest earner ever on 70K a week. Fuck me what a load of shit he's been. Played 4 scored 0 assisted 0. Played a 6.0, 6.1, 6.0, 6.0. Got buyers remorse at the moment.

 

Played Brondby in the Champions League and beat them 7-1, after i thought that will be good if it comes down to goal difference in the group. Next game i played Barcelona and lost 7-1 so that was that out of the window  :lol:


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Posted 29 January 2016 - 06:18 PM

Rooney went to West Brom in my game aged 34.

I signed Joao Mourinho on a free.

They both got released by United in November for some reason.

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Posted 29 January 2016 - 07:11 PM

I got given £82m by my foreign investor.

Bought a striker who hasn't scored and a midfielder who hasn't done much. I should stick to free agents

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Posted 01 February 2016 - 03:04 PM

I bought a keeper, valued at £15m now but spent £30m or something getting him.

Just saved 4 penalties in my cup game shootout.

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Posted 05 February 2016 - 09:51 AM

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Posted 05 February 2016 - 09:53 AM

Ha, legend.

 

Sometimes I want to travel down to Sutton United and just boo the cunts for 90 minutes.



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Posted 05 February 2016 - 09:55 AM

Ha, legend.

 

Sometimes I want to travel down to Sutton United and just boo the cunts for 90 minutes.

 

woah woah woah!

 

blame yourself not the team!


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Posted 05 February 2016 - 10:21 AM

woah woah woah!

 

blame yourself not the team!

 

It was the team.

 

I had some Morroccan bloke who got sent off 8 times in one season and a midfielder who scored an own goal three games running.

 

Hope they go bust, cuntiest team i've ever managed on FM.



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Posted 05 February 2016 - 10:32 AM

It was the team.

 

I had some Morroccan bloke who got sent off 8 times in one season and a midfielder who scored an own goal three games running.

 

Hope they go bust, cuntiest team i've ever managed on FM.

 

Karim El-Shalahi. 

 

he started at Palace and spent a few years at Sutton before he retired 4 years ago aged 28 I think with a severe groin injury.


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Posted 05 February 2016 - 10:35 AM

Karim El-Shalahi. 

 

he started at Palace and spent a few years at Sutton before he retired 4 years ago aged 28 I think with a severe groin injury.

 

Good!



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Posted 05 February 2016 - 11:06 AM

I have to say on my FM game I got to Jan and needed a spare keeper for Stoke. 

 

so I managed to get PNE's keeper marcus bettinelli (who currently plays for Fulham) for 350k

 

PNE were top in League 1 when I signed him on deadline day by the end of the season they dropped to 7th I think they may have been my fault. 


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Posted 05 February 2016 - 11:09 AM

I have to say on my FM game I got to Jan and needed a spare keeper for Stoke. 

 

so I managed to get PNE's keeper marcus bettinelli (who currently plays for Fulham) for 350k

 

PNE were top in League 1 when I signed him on deadline day by the end of the season they dropped to 7th I think they may have been my fault. 

 

I've purposefully bought Blackpool's top scorers on FM numerous times to fuck over their season, usually just loaning them out and selling them at a loss.



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Posted 05 February 2016 - 11:14 AM

I've purposefully bought Blackpool's top scorers on FM numerous times to fuck over their season, usually just loaning them out and selling them at a loss.

 

don't get me wrong I never did that on purpose and i felt bad because the guy never played but he was needed and cheap. 

 

but yes I do the exact same thing with Brighton and Millwall. 

 

Brighton I really fucked up and it was brilliant and they missed out on the play-offs on GD and got relegated with Millwall the season after.


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Posted 05 February 2016 - 01:07 PM

I've purposefully bought Blackpool's top scorers on FM numerous times to fuck over their season, usually just loaning them out and selling them at a loss.

don't get me wrong I never did that on purpose and i felt bad because the guy never played but he was needed and cheap. 

 

but yes I do the exact same thing with Brighton and Millwall. 

 

Brighton I really fucked up and it was brilliant and they missed out on the play-offs on GD and got relegated with Millwall the season after.

 

I've actually done the reverse before. There was some sort of glitch in one of my careers and Liverpool were plummeting down the divisions due to having not signed a single player for several seasons. I added a second manager to the game purely to buy them some players and get them winning games again, before leaving them to see how they could do now they'd actually got a proper team. Can't remember what happened after that other than that their freefall definitely stopped.


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Posted 05 February 2016 - 01:17 PM

On the last FM I did a similar thing with Barca, sold everyone but Messi and signed a load of rubbish 35 year old frees to make up the squad, just to see what happened. They still managed to finish 6th, all their games were mad though, a lot of games would end 5-4 and Messi would score all 5. I was managing in like League 2 so it didnt affect me but gave me something to look at.

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Posted 07 February 2016 - 09:40 PM

China is the latest big thing, so i've decided to start one in China. Started in the 2nd division with Tianjin Songjiang FC. I've never heard of the cunts to be honest but they have ex Pompey striker Alex Rodic.


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Posted 07 February 2016 - 09:43 PM

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Posted 07 February 2016 - 09:44 PM

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