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#9341 Drai

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Posted 09 February 2016 - 06:46 PM

I finished the season in 3rd place. Should be happy seen as they were predicted to finish bottom, which was the reason i picked them. But having lead the league with 6 or 7 games to go im a bit disappointed to only finish 3rd and not get the promotion.


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Posted 10 February 2016 - 04:30 PM

Was gonna leave Tianjin Songjiang at the end of this season having got them promoted but i just got offered Wang Shouting for 9K so im gonna have to stay now.

 

Think im going to use this game to manage well random teams all over the world. Although i've been Indian clubs and Stalybridge as of late i've missed beating total random fuckers.


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Posted 11 February 2016 - 02:47 PM

Now managing a club that have had 5 names in the last 16 years.

 

Marine Castle United > Sengkang Marine > Paya Lebar Punggol > Sengkang Punggol > Hougang United

 

Did 3 years with Tianjin Songjiang, finished with a 53% win ratio. See how it goes with Hougang United now.


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Posted 11 February 2016 - 03:16 PM

Got Millwall up to the PL now, got a half decent midfield/attack of

 

 -----------------Wilshire - Kante 

 

Jesus Navas ----- Oliver (Atletico kid) - Mahrez

 

----------------------Benteke

 

All of them were on the transfer list for peanuts. Wilshire was sitting in the U21's at Arsenal for over a year and no one wanted him. Kante was 1m and by far my player of the season, Navas was free, Swansea signed Benteke then went down so he was easy pickings and Mahrez was a loan with 2m view to buy. 

 

My back four are fucking wank though, I have an ultra attacking set up which works when you're the best team in the league but I got thumped 7-0 on the opening day to Arsenal so had go more defensive until I can start winning more easily. 


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Posted 12 February 2016 - 06:10 AM

I'm actually doing well this time round.

When I first got it for mobile I went 30 something years, maybe 40, only winning 1 trophy. Now I'm on a decent run with Ingolstadt, just finished my current season with a League and CL double.

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Posted 12 February 2016 - 02:07 PM

I won the Singapore league and one of the cups with Hougang United. If it wasn't for the free transfers i got i'd have had no chance. I'll do another season with them, then move on.


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Posted 12 February 2016 - 05:29 PM

In 4 years with Tianjin Songjiang and Hougang United i've managed to earn 150K in wages. 

 

Probably get that in 3 weeks as City manager.


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Posted 12 February 2016 - 08:57 PM

Now managing Tin Shui Wai Pegasus...


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Posted 13 February 2016 - 08:31 PM

Had to bin that game, something fucked up on it. Annoying as i'd just won the Hong Kong Shield.

 

Started again in Iceland with the worst team i can be which is Grotta in the 2nd division.


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Posted 13 February 2016 - 08:44 PM

I could enjoy this game if i can survive the first season.

 

Wage Budget of £700 a week, my star striker costs less than a Xbox One and 16 people turned up for a friendly match. Rigobert Song is actually interested in joining me, shame i can't afford him.


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Posted 14 February 2016 - 03:36 PM

I've decided to give the Pentagon a go on FM16. Started unemployed with some Asian leagues loaded, been offered the Warriors FC (Singapore) job in September 2015. They're the champions apparently but they're sitting bottom of the league at the half way-point.

 

We'll see how long this one lasts.

 

 

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Posted 14 February 2016 - 04:17 PM

Didn't realise there was a 3rd Ameobi brother until a minute ago, when he scored in the Icelandic cup. 


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Posted 14 February 2016 - 07:18 PM

Finished the season with Grotta, managed to finish 7th which is mid table in that league. Should be happy but im not. At one point i was around the 3rd place mark then the game just seemed to fuck me over with all the FM favourites. You name it i got it.

 

  • 90th minute goals (It nailed me with this one over and over)
  • Injuries to your best players
  • Injuries to most of your defence
  • 'relaxed, maybe too relaxed'
  • Other team have X amount of shots on target and scoring them all
  • Your team have a shitload of shots on target but not scoring or only managing 1 goal.
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  • Losing to the bottom teams, the teams that have 1 win all season, you play them and lose.
  • Your team just playing like total fucking mongs.

Like i said, i should be happy but im not. I signed a LB who looked decent, he played 3 games then did his cruciate ligaments, out for 10 months. After the 10 months was up he retired. He was on 120 quid a week, thats a fucking lot for this team, game had him there just to soak wages.

 

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I was fucking fuming at some points.


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Posted 14 February 2016 - 08:15 PM

'relaxed, maybe too relaxed' is my personal highlight of the post.



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Posted 15 February 2016 - 08:25 AM

My keeper won World Player of the Year 2027.

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Posted 15 February 2016 - 08:49 AM

And as a bonus to him, we won the World Club Championship.

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Posted 15 February 2016 - 11:11 AM

Got a long ride to Sellafield so been playing it.

After winning the World Club Championship I'm:
1st in the League
Final of the German Cup (play Dortmund)
Quarter final of Champions League (play Bayern)

Start of the season I won the German Super Cup and the Euro Super Cup.

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Posted 15 February 2016 - 11:29 AM

I have been playing FM handheld since the last week i'm currently the Swindon Manager top of the championship in my 4th season.

 

it's so easy to buy players.


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Posted 15 February 2016 - 12:08 PM

I'm on handheld.

No fucker wanted to join me on loan, let alone permanently.

I was sacked from my first job, took over at Ingolstadt and built them up.

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Posted 15 February 2016 - 12:22 PM

My career so far, it's dinner time so got nothing to do..

2015/16
Frosinone
Sacked

2016/17
Ingolstadt
13th

2017/18
Ingolstadt
6th
German Cup 3rd Round

2018/19
Ingolstadt
12th
Europa League 1st Round
German Cup 2nd Round

2019/20
Ingolstadt
8th
German Cup 1st Round

2020/21
Ingolstadt
2nd
German Cup Winner

2021/22
Ingolstadt
2nd
German Super Cup Runner-Up
German Cup Winner
Champions League 1st Round

2022/23
Ingolstadt
1st
German Super Cup Winner
German Cup Winner
Champions League 1st Round

2023/24
Ingolstadt
1st
German Super Cup Winner
German Cup Winner
Champions League 1st Round

2024/25
Ingolstadt
1st
German Super Cup Winner
German Cup Winner
Champions League 1st Round

2025/26
Ingolstadt
2nd
German Super Cup Winner
German Cup Quarter Final
Champions League 1st Round

2026/27
Ingolstadt
1st
German Super Cup Runner-Up
German Cup Semi Final
Champions League Winner

2027/28 - Current Season
Ingolstadt
1st (28 games in)
Euro Super Cup Winner
German Super Cup Winner
World Club Championship Winner
German Cup Final (play Dortmund)
Champions League Quarter Final (play Bayern)

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